Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hey, kids! F*#king Comics!

I was going to say something about this week's All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, but Greg Hatcher has already said it much better over at Comics Should Be Good.

(I love the earrings, Babs.)

I'm thinking DC could probably create a couple of imprints to help the readers understand what kind of comic we're getting. DC Quality for the mainstream DC universe; DC Sensation for the good-girl art line (you know, whatever Adam Hughes, Ed Benes or Terry Dodson are drawing this month); and DC Cavalcade for, you know, stuff like this. Although, how can there ever be anything else like this? (Under this nomenclature, the Johnny DC titles would be DC Adventure, a classic title it continually pains me to see go unused.)

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Shirtless Saturday - Kara Zor-El (2)

Power Girl's cleavage carrier almost qualifies as shirtless in itself. This spectatular Ordway image of two Power Girls forced me (forced me, I tell you) to examine the infamous Kryptonian Hooter Vent closely, because at first glance I thought we had a Knocker Knockout on our, er, hands.

The story that presents this incident could go either of two ways -- or, for that matter, both at once. It could be the long-overdue last time poor PG learns that Everything She Knows Is Wrong, culminating at last in a strong, clearly-defined character. Or it could be the DC equivalent of the Spider-Clone Saga.

[From Justice Society of America Annual #1.]

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Shirtless Sat-- er, Sunday - Rama Kushna


The Goddess of Life herself, benefactor of Boston Brand, was imprisoned in an amulet until freed by, of all people, a dwarfified Oliver Queen. In gratitude, she moons him, and all of us. [From Brave and the Bold #15.]

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Shirtless Saturday - Kara Zor-El

Today's shirtless superhero also marks a sad occasion. Settle down, there's no joke coming.

Michael Turner has died after a long battle with cancer. He was 37. [CBR]

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Shirtless Sat-- er, Sunday - Batgirl

Barbara Gordon as you've never seen her before. Well, yeah, I know there are about umpteen thousand images of varying quality on the web (mostly traced or photoshopped), but these are by Kevin McGuire and appear in an actual publication of DC Comics.

I mean, for an old fanboy like me, the spinner racks in Heaven must be full of comics like this.

(This image is the last page of last month's Batman Confidential #17. This month's #18 features another nine pages.)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Devious Journal Entry

This may also be a shirtless entry, thanks to good ol' Charlie Manhattan there.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Devious Journal Entry

One thing we don't always consider is just how much the artist's style dictates the personality and story of the strip...

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Shirtless Saturday - [ID Withheld]

Sorry, revealing today's shirtless subject would constitute a spoiler for Countdown #3, but I have to say I can't remember the last time I was this eager for a throwdown.

Click for the real image, and if you're one of those who'd given up on Countdown... Aren't you sorry now?

Friday, March 28, 2008

Shirtless Saturday - Ranma & Ryoga

ranma-ryogaIf you already know the story of Ranma 1/2, you know that this scene is a crucial one in the long-term development of the character, and nekkidity is absolutely essential to the story. No, really.

If you don't know the story, well... Buckle in, this will take a sec. Ranma is a teenaged boy who sometimes turns into a girl. That's girl-type Ranma above left. (It's magic, something about falling into the cursed Pool of Drowned Girl.) Above right is Ryoga, Ranma's martial-arts rival, who was at the cursed springs at about the same time (tracking Ranma). Due to Ranma's rambunctious training exercises, Ryoga also fell into the cursed spring -- but in his case, the Pool of Drowned Piglet.

Anyway, the scene above is the critical moment in which Ranma learns that his fiancee's new pet piglet P-chan is actually his rival Ryoga -- and Ryoga learns that the idiot girl who caused him to fall into the spring is the same Ranma he was following all along. And he thought he hated Ranma before.

As any fan will confirm, I've left out a lot.

The first American publication of the manga was flopped horizontally, so that action flows from left to right to conform to left-to-right English. I've flopped it back and reversed the word balloons, so that the panel appears as originally drawn -- and more closely resembles the anime version of this same scene, as you can see.

Incidentally, there's absolutely no mention anywhere, in either medium, of the color of girl-Ranma's hair. No one ever acknowledges that it turns red. It probably wasn't supposed to: The animators did it to make her a more visually distinctive character.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Now hold on just a Gingold-guzzlin' minute here...

Batman and the Outsiders #4You mean to tell me that this couple -- these folks we've never seen before, but who know Alfred and where "the house" is, an who Batman would "know anywhere"...

You mean they really are...?Batman and the Outsiders #5
Well, I'll be superamalgamated.

No explanation, just "Yep, we sure are dead. We don't look like us, and we don't even look like we looked last issue, and we are dead as dead can be, but here we are. Mysterious, isn't it. But it's true, Batman says so, and he's never wrong, except about that whole Brother Eye thing. So, how you been?"

Somebody's nose should be twitching, all right.

Disclosure: I edited the second panel, borrowing dialogue from the panel just before it, because it seems that DC has forgotten how to do a Dramatic Reveal. Don't they know the characters only say their own names in conjunction with a full-face portrait? Isn't this cast of characters confusing enough without having characters that intentionally don't look the same from issue to issue?